Friday, December 16, 2005

Gifts that just keep giving

Everyone is looking for the perfect gift this time of year, here a few ideas.....

1. Be like a virgin again, one time use only.

2. A facial.

3. Jawbone.

I really don't want any of these, but someone you are shopping for might. This is what I want:

Merry Christmas and Blessed Yule!

3 Comments:

Blogger Lexie said...

You are a gift that keeps on giving!!!
what good is a thing to make your vagina smaller, if it is only for a one time use???!!!LOL!
Is there a guy REALLY worth the trouble!!!!!?LOL!!!

2:42 PM  
Blogger lifemundane said...

That was my thought, but some idiot thought it was worth 5,000 dollars; I can think of alot of other things to spend that much on.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Badpatty said...

These were definitely worth a chuckle! Beat the hell out of my list, at any rate.

9:50 PM  

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