Joke of the Day

For all of you that don't know me, I am a "Beach Blond", I have this weird hair that changes from blond in the glorious summertime and to a dark red in the frigid winter time.
Here is a picture of me in the wintertime, for those that do not know me. I love blond jokes, cause let's face it, if you cannot laugh at yourself you need to have the stick removed. Here is a couple of cute blond jokes:

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. An attractive blonde arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!YES!I WON,I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Do you know what you call a smart blond?
A Golden Retriever